Chastushki and jokes about Maxim. Cool poems about maxim. For all Maximov ditties on different occasions

Maxim is in grief today
He lost his swimming trunks in the sea
Hiding everything in a big fist
Runs out somehow.

Maxim is strong and strong,
Maxim is passionate about sports.
Rollers, bicycle
Maxim loves since childhood.

Minimal weak - crying,
And excellent students are fine ...
How do I love you, Max?
Absolutely maximum!

Maxim does not have to
To swear at your name.
With him, Maxim without interference
Maximum success awaits.

Will quickly become famous -
Though an artist, even a bandit.
If he does music -
Envy and Mozart.

God forbid, the war will come -
He will immediately become a marshal.
Complete scientific work -
They will give you the Nobel right off the bat.

With such a wonderful name
You, Maxim, are invincible.
So go through life -
Don't give me a name.

Cool congratulations for Maxim

Maxim did not feed the dog for three days,
He didn’t give me a drink and didn’t take me for a walk,
The school director should come to them,
He can't get away from the dog alive!

In Latin - the most-most,
Max and big.
Imeni baggage initial
May it serve well.
They say our lives
All names are affected.
Congratulations and wish
To be worthy of a title
Maybe about the birthday!
Maxim has a name day,
We congratulate Maxim!
Be happy, love people
We keep our angel.
Like Maxim Perepelitsa,
Be savvy - come in handy
To get ahead
And reach great heights!

Hand in hand with mommy
Boy to the store
In shorts and panama
Little boy Maxim.
Maxim really wants
Grow up quickly
By the handle and in panama
Take the kids for a walk.
Suddenly they meet on the way
High-o-eye lord,
And my mother leans
And he says: “Maxim!
So you will be an adult -
Tall and big
Yes, just the greatest
With your name!

Well, Maxim, Maximka, Max,
Happy birthday - bright this!
The age of fights and blots is over ...
And when? - did not you notice!

A great life has begun
With a head to study, to the service ...
So you, Maxim, hold on
For our male friendship!

Do not catch fleas on ladies
(And especially naked ones!)…
In general, be always good -
In cities and in distant villages!

Daddy went around the whole plane,
Maxim's son was nowhere to be found.
Mom hurries to reassure her husband:
“He probably fell out over Kaluga.”

Having a Roman name
Look around in detail:
Before our eyes, your minimum
Has grown simply MAXIMUM!

Master, hands are where they need to be,
Athletic complex,
As the boys would say
Super cool companion!

The boy Maxim was walking on the roof.
The roof came to an end, and Maksik fell.
Made a beautiful somersault in the air..
It took a long time to scrape it off the asphalt.

Has a strong will
Staten, courageous, strong.
He is powerful as the wind in the field
And also smart.

He always goes forward
Never slows down.
And problems and worries
Just sternly threaten.

You are not more reliable, Maxim.
We want you to stay
Always so resolute
And achieve your goals.

The boy Maxim found three kopecks,
This was noticed by a man in a padded jacket,
The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear
No, the grandmother will not wait for her grandson.

Maxim scolded himself:
“You, Maxim, are unbearable!
You're being rude to your parents!"
- It's decided! Maxim said. -
I will become a tamer!

Enough willfulness!
Even if on a lion
Words can work
Even more so for me!

He didn't work with lions
He did not enlighten the panthers -
No, harsh words
He tamed himself:

Does your sister have a lantern under her eye?
Whoever is guilty is punished!
What to do? Decided:
You won't go, Maxim, to the cinema!

The tamer is merciless:
"Be alert all the time!"
It will stick to notebooks,
That's for something else.

Says casually:
- Quit selfishness! -
And he adds sadly:
Don't turn on the TV
Drink tea without football.

How smart the boy is! -
people gasped,
And Maxim ate calmly
Cranberries in sugar.

Himself for taming
He gave out food.

If your name is Maxim, it is also necessary.
Dear friend Maxim,
Be always invincible!
We wish you with all our heart:
Be the strongest and big in everything!

Max's appearance infuriated the teacher:
He bit Marivanna on the nose.
Walks around the school now like a hero
Nickname proud of "Chekatilo II."

We went with Maksimka to the forest.
But my granddaughter suddenly disappeared.
I found mushrooms on a stump.
And he left his grandmother.

Grandma has been looking for a long time.
I didn't pick mushrooms.
And a prankster under a bush.
There he found a mouse's house.

Maxim ate an orange
And went to the store...

You are MAXIMUM created for the family,
But in an unmarried life, you also feel smack.
But if your hesitation continues,
Finish, MAXIMUM, like an old bachelor.

Let everything be to the maximum
You, Maxim!
It will be nice for yourself
There will be no more reason

To be sad, to be sad
On the contrary, all year round
Let the joy never end
Love, like a garden, blooms!

Maxim, my friend, on a wonderful day
Let us read your congratulations.
It has a lot of words quite flattering,
After all, we personally composed a poem for you!

Great dreamer, great Casanova...
Often you have everything to the maximum.
Open soul, fly to the rescue again
You will give the last, forgetting only about yourself.

If you get carried away - you will achieve your goal!
No one doubts this.
And as soon as we blink, you will break the path in a moment.
Accept from your friends our fiery greetings!

Oh, if you knew how a heart without end
Maxim misses you only.
I hope you are happy forever
Snowflakes of feelings will never melt.

Let the star fly to you
Congratulations from the heart.
Never dissolve the ball of health
Let the soul explode with fun!

Always wanted and loved
He always builds a worthy life,
Happier there is no you, Maxim,
All best qualities honored!

Always smart and delicate
Always provided with a smile
In all moments you are pleasant,
Practically, you are perfect!

So stay like this
And don't be sad when things go wrong
Your optimism is tireless
And it's all good for us!

We all want you to succeed
It can't be otherwise, it can't just be!
And let the good, all that I dreamed,
You could actually make it happen!

We wish to have fiat money,
At the same time, be always, as now, beautiful!
Love to you and happiness not a single carriage,
More success in life, beloved Maxim!

What do you wish, Maxim?
We thought about this for a long time,
After all, you have a holiday today,
It's impossible without congratulations.
And taking a breath of air
Created congratulations at once:
We wish you happiness
After all, a person is born from a part,
To be happy,
What more do you want -
All happiness so as not to spill
You act according to your mind -
And get yourself a wife!

Your humor is needed
And we studied you
Congratulations helmet, Maxim,
You are smart and eloquent.

Your own in the company of any,
Let life send more friends
Don't change, be yourself
Please us always more!

Maxim is friendly, open,
For good always stands a mountain,
Seriously can get involved in business,
Give love to the end.

Personally patient and calm,
Diligent, strong and worthy.
Let luck help
Life will be happier and brighter!

Dear, dear Maxim,
We say thank you
What do you have with us,
So as not to jinx it, in a good hour.

To have no worries
Your whole family was happy.
Life gave gifts
And your soul soared.

You, my friend, are always perky,
Cheerful, kind, fair.
May you be lucky in life
You are radiating positivity!

May you not be bored
Under our blue skies
You give your smiles
The closest and dearest.

The meaning and origin of the name Maxim:"Greatest" (lat.)
Patron saints and name day dates: Saint Maximus the Greek (name day February 3), Saint Maximus the Confessor (name day August 26), Blessed Maximus of Moscow (name day August 26, November 24) and others.

A. Maksakova

We went with Maksimka to the forest.
But my granddaughter suddenly disappeared.
I found mushrooms on a stump.
And he left his grandmother.

Grandma has been looking for a long time.
I didn't pick mushrooms.
And a prankster under a bush.
There he found a mouse's house.

A cat ran into our house
We feel sorry for the cat.
We thought a little
And we have a cat.
A cat and a cat get along in the house
A little cat came running.
Like a black ember.
Like a scared animal.
Thought a little
How can we be? There was a crumb left.
Live in the house: cat and cats
Maxim feeds them from a spoon.
Sleep puts them on the bed.
To scratch behind the ear.
In gratitude, Vaska the cat
Lie first on your stomach
And then flipped
And Maxim smiled.

M. Bazhanova

Maxim has a hobby,
He has been a fisherman since birth.
Go fishing with dad
He leaves early.
He carries the rod himself
There is no trouble with him.
He goes to dig worms himself,
For a long time he does not like to sleep.
Quietly splashing water
The boat is packed with things...
Fishing line, fishing rod, hook,
And, of course, a float.
And ... has been dreaming for a long time,
He will catch a pike in the river.
On fishing - do not yawn,
The fish will be over the edge!!!
To be Maxim a sailor
In swimming, go at that.
Visit distant countries
Lots of new things to learn...
He is a fisherman from birth,
He is a sailor, no doubt!

Our Maxim is a fidget,
Boastful, picky!
In the house there is noise and din,
How can we appease our little son!?
How it starts to make noise, jump,
It's hard for us to take him down.
It hums like a locomotive
Then the cat will press down the tail,
Then he starts playing war games,
Throws all the toys...
We know the means of one, -
He loves to watch movies.
And especially cartoons.
About the Elephant, about Cheburashka,
In the house - peace and grace,
And don't listen to your son.
Our Maksimka - higher-higher
With Carlson flies over the roof.
All the animals are resting
Teddy bears and kittens...
Everyone will be seated,
Calms down with them himself -
These are the MIRACLES -
Occur in front of your eyes.
Everyone is happy with the respite,
Resting and son
To raise the din later,
Chase us around the house.

Sel-lena

The sun ray stretched out
Max's nose was touched.
And on Maksyushka's nose
Two freckles appeared.

Max, Maxim, Maxim.
Brave? Let's see!

Poem about Maxim's birthday

Millennia

Maksim has a birthday!
I send congratulations to Maxim!
Look at Maxim
He's three today!
Happy Valentine's Day!
And with all my heart I wish
For you to grow big
Smart, strong - that's how!
Be healthy and beautiful
Be cheerful and happy!
Okay, Maksimka, eat,
Listen to mom, listen to dad!

I send you a big hello!

I give a kilogram of candy!
I also give the boy
Those colorful books!
Well, kiss, goodbye!
Be healthy!
Sister Anya.

E. Kryukov

For Maximka - an eye for an eye.
Everything wants to know.
Nothing Maksimka is ours
Not afraid at home.
Grow up rich
Gain strength.
Semolina porridge bubble,
Try to eat.
Mom and Dad wholeheartedly
Maksik is sorry
To grow up Max - big,
To be healthier!
Well, grandma and grandpa
The sun is met.
Grandson sends a big hello,
They miss you without you.

Lira Eroshevskaya

Maxim! majestic name,
Luck doesn't pass
Because he strives for her,
Just like Napoleon.
He imitates Gorbachev
Both Yeltsin and Kuklachev
He speaks with their voices
It is hard to believe that they are not themselves.
Leads a lucky program:
How to make a million without shame.
All labor is in the direct concept
Shine with a remarkable mind.

Agniya Barto

Tamer

Maxim scolded himself:
"You, Maxim, are unbearable!
You're being rude to your parents!"
- It's decided! Maxim said. -
I will become a tamer!

Enough willfulness!
Even if on a lion
Words can work
Even more so for me!

He didn't work with lions
He did not enlighten the panthers -
No, harsh words
He tamed himself:

Does your sister have a lantern under her eye?
Whoever is guilty is punished!
What to do? Decided:
You won't go, Maxim, to the cinema!

The tamer is merciless:
"Be alert all the time!"
It will stick to notebooks,
That's for something else.

Says casually:
- Quit selfishness! -
And he adds sadly:
Don't turn on the TV
Drink tea without football.

How smart the boy is! -
people gasped,
And Maxim ate calmly
Cranberries in sugar.

Himself for taming
He gave out food.

Children's poems about the boy Maxim and the baby Maxim:

A. Maksakova

We went with Maksimka in the forest.
But my granddaughter suddenly disappeared.
I found mushrooms on a stump.
And he left his grandmother.

Grandma has been looking for a long time.
I didn't pick mushrooms.
And the prankster, under the bush.
There he found a mouse house.

A cat ran into our house
We feel sorry for the cat.
We thought a little
And we have a cat.
A cat and a cat get along in the house
A little cat came running.
Like a black ember.
Like a scared animal.
Thought a little
How can we be? There was a crumb left.
Live in the house: cat and cats
feeds them Maxim from a spoon.
Sleep puts them on the bed.
To scratch behind the ear.
In gratitude, Vaska the cat
Lie first on your stomach
And then flipped
And Maxim smiled.

G. Hamal

The car drove quietly
No wheels, no gas...
On wheels at maxima
Not enough plastic.

M. Bazhanova

At maxima- hobby,
He has been a fisherman since birth.
Go fishing with dad
He leaves early.
He carries the rod himself
There is no trouble with him.
He goes to dig worms himself,
For a long time he does not like to sleep.
Quietly splashing water
The boat is packed with things...
Fishing line, fishing rod, hook,
And, of course, a float.
And ... has been dreaming for a long time,
He will catch a pike in the river.
On fishing - do not yawn,
The fish will be over the edge!!!
To be Maxim a sailor
In swimming, go at that.
Visit distant countries
Lots of new things to learn...
He is a fisherman from birth,
He is a sailor, no doubt!

Our Maksimka- fidget,
Boastful, picky!
In the house there is noise and din,
How can we appease our little son!?
How it starts to make noise, jump,
It's hard for us to take him down.
It hums like a locomotive
Then the cat will press down the tail,
Then he starts playing war games,
Throws all the toys...
We know the means of one, -
He loves to watch movies.
And especially cartoons.
About the Elephant, about Cheburashka,
In the house - peace and grace,
And don't listen to your son.
Our Maksimka - higher-higher
With Carlson flies over the roof.
All the animals are resting
Teddy bears and kittens...
Everyone will be seated,
Calms down with them himself -
These are the MIRACLES -
Occur in front of your eyes.
Everyone is happy with the respite,
Resting and son
To raise the din later,
Chase us around the house.

Sel-lena

The sun ray stretched out
nose Maksika touched.
And on Maksyushka's nose
Two freckles appeared.

Poem about Maxim's birthday.

Millennia

At Maksimki Birthday!
I send congratulations to Maxim!
Look at Maxim
He's three today!
Happy Valentine's Day!
And with all my heart I wish
For you to grow big
Smart, strong - that's how!
Be healthy and beautiful
Be cheerful and happy!
Okay, Maksimka, eat,
Listen to mom, listen to dad!
I send you a big hello!
I give a kilogram of candy!
I also give the boy
Those colorful books!
Well, kiss, goodbye!
Be healthy!
Sister Anya.

E. Kryukov

Behind Maksimka- an eye for an eye.
Everything wants to know.
Nothing Maksimka is ours
Not afraid at home.
Grow up rich
Gain strength.
Semolina porridge bubble,
Try to eat.
Mom and Dad wholeheartedly
Maksik is sorry
To grow up Max - big,
To be healthier!
Well, grandma and grandpa
The sun is met.
Grandson sends a big hello,
They miss you without you.

School time ... Change ... Boys fly out of the classroom, build funny faces and pull the girls' pigtails. A lot of ditties are composed about schoolboys. Let's recall some of them.

(Performed by girls).

Silence in class
He has his own game.
If the number does not hear -
Dima will say: "Repeat!"
***
We have a silent Artemka:
Kind, affectionate, like a hamster,
But does not hide in reserve,
All the last will give.
***
Like a spinning top all day Danil,
It's like someone changed it.
He's so handsome at home
At school, he is similar to a rocket.
***
The third quarter is in full swing
The clock ticked.
And the boys are dreaming:
Vacation again
***
Our Vitalya is like a clown
Builds scary faces.
Looks like a lot
The creeps are terrible.
***
Who wound up and rushed
Like a fast plane?
This is Petya in our class.
Marathon running fails.
***
Don't see that I'm fragile
Skinny and small.
I'm not in vain standing at the gate,
Nimble and attentive.
***
Shurik, Shurik - laughter -
Everyone laughs out of place
Bursting with loud laughter,
At the lessons of all in a row.
***
Silence in class
Only Maxim always shouts:
"Wait, don't rush!
I haven't signed up yet!
Where to read, tell me!
I'm behind you again!"
***
And Andryusha is the most serious of all.
He is a good cavalier
Both educated and humble.
We must take an example from him.
***
Our Dima is good to everyone,
Just hit whoever you want.
It hits, without aiming, right in the eye.
The whole class runs away from him.
***
Our Alyosha is a master of words
write stories,
He told how he took Kazan,
History teacher.
***
What are you, Pasha - our grief,
Weak and frail?
Learn karate
You become the strongest.
***
Everyone wants change
And choke with laughter.
This is Vanya jokes
Poison without fatigue.
***
Maxim has everything on the shelves
Spread out in the head.
Everything will be told with feeling, really
Even about ice cream.
***
The bell rang again
The radio turns on.
Artem has the whole lesson
The mouth does not close.
***
Fat Pasha on the couch
Lay sideways to the pit.
It's true. All day
He is feeling lazy.
***
Dima loves to play
Run fast and scream.
Energy from Dima beats,
Doesn't give him peace.
***
Radik wants to be "cool"
Carefully prepared:
How he starts waving his hands -
Will never stop!
***
Ready to be friends with Igor
He is a diligent student
Doesn't make noise at recess
Won't loose your tongue.
***
And Mishka has bullies
The mouth is extended to the ears.
Whatever you do, all with a smile,
At least sew on the ties.
***

Our Vasily karateka,
He is strong and brave
Change for him
To run crazy!
***
Many cats were hurt
From Valerkin's heel.
As they see, and into the cellars
All cats run away.
***
Our Nikita is the most
Loves the environment
But he won't turn
From this to the know!
***
Who, tell me, loves deuces,
Everything is buzzing in the classroom,
Without giving a little story
State your material.
***
Petya, Petya Samoletov,
The guy is what you need
The fact that he is in our class,
We are extremely happy!
***
Dima Karpov is a big man,
Like a bull in the field
He's a jerk in class
Like a slave in captivity.
***
Kolya studies for five,
Knows math
He will solve the problem at once,
On any topic.
***
We also have Barbara.
She is not more curious.
This is our Petya, like a woman,
Everywhere the nose pops.
***
And our Roman
There is a beloved friend.
That's right, strong friends
Our Romance with mobile!
***
Our Vitalya all advertisements
Knows inside and out.
"Viskos, Lotus, Calve ketchup..." -
Repeats throughout the year.

***
Answered by Andrey lesson
The teacher fainted.
From his ignorance
The teacher is unconscious.
***
And Nikita is our calm,
Like a boa constrictor in Africa.
Everyone is pushing, fighting,
And he's all to hell.
***
Our Vityunya, though modest,
But with a beautiful soul
Why aren't you so brave?
Maybe we are to blame?
***
Our Alyosha is a master of words
write stories,
Even our ears swell
In the classroom.
***
Yarik shook his knapsack for a long time,
To find notebooks
But notebooks every time
They played hide and seek with him.
***
If Tima you then
Will you be a deputy
Then your diary can become
Terrible compromising evidence!!!
***
It's a pity, Sashenka Petrov,
That you are not a giraffe.
I could write off then
You are from the other side.
***
The school year has begun
The clock beeped.
Volodya has a question
- “Where are the holidays again ?!”
***

We don't know Misha yet.
Let's test? Let's test
Come on, Mishka, don't try,
Score your opponent a goal!
***

Dima, come on try
Surprise your friends!
Don't make faces in class
Get serious, get busy!
***
Yura pulls girls
For pigtails with ribbons.
Would treat us better
Candy box.
***
In our class you sometimes
Sasha is the most freaky.
Then you jump, then you cry
How can we be friends with you?
***
There is a story with Dunno
Boy Znayka is a smart dandy.
And we have a know too,
Our Cyril knows everything himself.
***
We have forgotten your face.
How do you look, Zhenek?
Show up at the tournament
You are one more time.
***
Vitalik is fine
And the figure, and notebooks.
The mood is just class
Loves school and all of us!