New Year's Eve statuses for VK and classmates. The best New Year's statuses about the New Year: original and fun! Funny and Cool Quotes

For this, there are statuses, kind, funny, original, touching, which will help you express your thoughts on this wonderful holiday.

We offer the best and most interesting statuses on the topic New Year for social networks, with the help of which you can express your thoughts in an unusual way or simply make the visitors of your page in VK or Odnoklassniki laugh.

Post a cool New Year's status or saying on your page and maybe you will find yourself new real friends in the coming year!

Dear Santa Claus!!! I want to apply! Put only five boxes under the Christmas tree for my friends, Fill the first with health, the second with good luck, the third with kindness, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And one more thing - I beg you, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thanks Santa Claus. I will be waiting very much...

And you know. Thank you for the outgoing year! For the fact that everyone is alive and well. For the smiles of children and the hugs of relatives. For the friends who remained loyal and who showed up. For the joy of meetings and the science of parting. For what has become ... No, not older - wiser for one year.

Tangerines are on the move, so the New Year is coming soon!!!

The New Year is coming soon!!!... Let all of you... be next to someone who will clean your tangerines... And the one who will steal these tangerines from both of you...

Hooray! She is with us again! Tangerine peel next to the computer!

Now everyone is scratching their heads where to celebrate the New Year, and I took care of this back in August by buying a sofa.

Happy New Year, everyone!!! I wish all lonely hearts on the 1st of the year to find their soul mate under the tree!

They say that everything always comes true on New Year's Eve, even the fact that the whole year cannot be fulfilled ...

Let the old year go away, taking with it misfortunes, and the new one will bring more health, joy and happiness!

In Russia, the 13th month of the year was invented. It is the shortest: from December 31 to January 10 and is called - Bukhabr!!!

New Year's mood is when I'm glad to see even those who made a mistake by the door.

As we get older, the New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want for the New Year can't be bought with money.

The blackmailing of children begins - Santa Claus sees, Santa Claus hears ...

The New Year is coming soon: women will decorate the Christmas tree, and real men will dress up their woman!

No matter how much Santa Claus poi, he will not forget his bag ...

Dear women. Never ask Santa Claus for a "fabulous life". Wouldn't make her a princess anyway. But, Ivan the Fool - he will definitely send.

If in the midst of the celebration of the New Year, Santa Claus collapses, stuffs you into a bag and takes you away, do not panic, someone just ordered you as a gift.

Where will you celebrate the new year?
- Yes, we will probably gather with friends in Odnoklassniki.

My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the couch and goes nuts!

From the explanatory note of the traffic police: ... I affirm that ... blinking headlights, ... not warning ... about the traffic police post, ... but creating ... NEW YEAR'S MOOD!

May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve !!!…. And God forbid that you are at this moment at home !!!

New Year is the only day of the year when a lonely person realizes how lonely he is.

The biggest bummer of the New Year - Santa Claus gave such an awesome gift, and my husband ... nothing at all!

The toilets will also have a holiday,
Their New Year is also in for a surprise,
And instead of boring bare asses,
They will see many new faces!!!

“We need to come to the store early so that there are few people and quickly buy everything and not stand in lines” ... the whole city thought ...

Only in our country on New Year's Eve the congratulations of the president go through all channels, but they watch it only through the first one.

New Year is coming soon ... We must bring ourselves as a gift ...

70% of people decorate the Christmas tree only from the side that is visible)))

Don't sweat it!!! Soon everything will be ... LAST YEAR!!!

I’m reporting ... Ready for the New Year ... The table is dressed, the tree is set, the children are packed, the gifts are dressed, the dress is made up, the eyes are stroked, I walked my husband, congratulated the dog ... It seems that I haven’t forgotten anything ...

If you want to feel like a star - sit on the Christmas tree!

I have only 2 wishes for the new year:
1. A big plus in the bank on my account ...
2. And a big minus on my scales...
Please, Santa Claus, do not confuse ...

How can you live like a human if every year is the year of some ... cattle !!!

This morning I saw a man carrying a Christmas tree to the trash heap, GIVED WEAK!

Dear Grandfather Frost… I was a good girl all year… Hmm… Well, almost the whole year… Hmm… Well, sometimes… Hmm… Well, I definitely was a couple of times… OH C'mon, I'll BUY EVERYTHING MYSELF!

The New Year's mood is like that, even decorate a Christmas tree, even hang yourself on a garland ...

THE NEW YEAR IS SLEEPING SILENTLY IN THE HEAD OF CONFUSION.

Every man should be a little Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, and if this does not suit anyone, there is also a deer vacancy.

New! Electric rotating Christmas tree and the holiday was a success! (postscript: for children who are too lazy to dance)

The New Year is the official chance to start new life. Just to be honest. Delete unnecessary people, stop being lazy, and do what was promised.

Dear Santa Claus, cotton beard, I don't need gifts! Raise your salary!!!

Tomorrow is the first page of a 365 page book. Write it well.

Dear Santa Claus! Let the president, government and deputies live on childcare allowance in the New Year!

I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve - Happiness in the house, Love in the family, Health to loved ones.

A Christmas tree is better than a mistress. You part without a scandal, and do not take gifts.

This New Year is such a time when a call at 3 am is more glad than a call at 10 am.

I wonder if anyone thought of me for the New Year?

The first disappointment of the New Year: Food doesn't fit anymore!

And for bad girls, Santa Claus will give menstruation for the new year! .. and bad boys for the new year, Santa Claus will give bad girls with menstruation

If you see a sober Santa Claus, then most likely it is Santa Claus.

Having learned my innermost desires, Santa Claus decided to go in person.

Let the New Year be the year of… friendship.
So that the head is friends with the heart, desires - with opportunities,
finance - with needs, logic - with emotions.

Soon we will sit on the Internet, we will not celebrate the new year, but update it.

On New Year's... That strange feeling when an unfamiliar number calls you and starts to congratulate you on the New Year, describe events from your life, and you cannot understand who you are talking to. But you are silent, because it is inconvenient to ask who it is after ten minutes of conversation.

Do you want to be a child? … It’s snowing outside, a blizzard, and they wrap you in a jacket and take you on a sled =)) … with full packages of tangerines and sweets on your knees …

Promotion: "DO NOT Eat, THIS IS FOR THE NEW YEAR" has ended. Now another one began: “EAT, OR IT WILL GO GOOD!!!”

And I hope that for the new year 2015 there will be many beautiful young Santa Clauses :)) and at least a little sober ..

Dear Santa Claus, I want for the New Year your list of boys who misbehaved.

For the New Year I will dress up as Santa Claus and take three Snow Maidens with me. Because one will not drag me home later!

Dear Santa Claus, I can’t have sweets, so send me a box of semi-sweet ones!

Grandfather Frost, cotton beard, please… next year somehow without DEER… okay?

Martini, candles, whiskey, dances, love ecstasy will captivate us, and at night you spoil everything with the cry “give me a basin”!

My liver has a new problem - New Year!

On the night of December 31 to January 1, fate opens the doors to a new life for you, but how difficult it is to get into them at this time!

Along the way, this New Year we will throw asphalt.

New Year is when, in addition to empty mugs, the peel from tangerines begins to accumulate at the computer.

Dear Santa Claus! I don’t ask you for anything in particular, but may the person who is reading this status now be happy in the New Year!

You can draw attention to your person in social networks different ways. But there is an option that can definitely be considered a win-win. By setting cool and funny New Year's statuses for Contact or Odnoklassniki, you will not only add likes and subscribers to yourself, congratulating the virtual community on the holiday in an original way, but, most likely, you will find new interesting acquaintances.

Cool statuses for guys and men

Good Grandfather Frost, give me the first installment. Santa Claus, except for laughter, pay off my mortgage.

A Christmas tree is better than any mistress. You change every year, part without scandal. And she does not demand her gifts back!

New Year's Eve is such an amazing time when you eat salad, tangerines, champagne and hope that tomorrow morning this champagne and other alcohol supplies will still be left.

It's time to tie with Olivier and tangerines. After all, what does excess cholesterol and sugar in fruits bring people to in just one night.

It is a difficult task to prove to the children that you are the real Santa Claus and convince your wife that you can’t even pull on a fake one.

Answer the question "What is good and what is bad?" New Year's Eve is difficult. He did everything well: he took a walk, drank, fell asleep under the tree - the next day is bad. And if January 1 is good, then the New Year was celebrated very badly.

Grandfather Frost, give me a carefree life for the New Year, universal adoration, the opportunity to lie on the couch and get everything on demand. In short, turn me into a cat.

A man goes through three stages of relationship to Santa Claus: you believe and wait; I don’t need a grandfather, I want a Snow Maiden; you yourself are Santa Claus and advise the Snow Maiden to roll up her lip.

New Year's to-do list: spend Old year; celebrate New Year; meet the Old New Year. It's kind of a vicious circle.

You need to prepare for the New Year in advance. Right on January 1, put up the Christmas tree that was dropped yesterday and start rehearsing the holiday.

Every year on this day they ask me: “Why are you so sour, like the missing Olivier? Where is your New Year mood? It's time to understand what it is ... Mine. !

Childhood is over - this is when on New Year's Eve you and your friends begin to dance not around the Christmas tree, but around the toilet. Combined, builders be damned, bathroom!

Four stages of a man growing up: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You yourself are Santa Claus. 4. Those who still believe in Santa Claus run up to you on the street, ruffle your beard and yell: “I knew you existed!

With the advent of the New Year, sellers men's socks and shaving foam start rubbing their hands happily, while unhappy guys rush around the city in search of “give me something, I don’t know what.

New Year is a difficult time for a man. He is trying to convince his child that he is Santa Claus, and his wife that he is NOT Santa Claus.

I want to have almost everything in the New Year, as Anton Semenovich Shpak dreamed: three music centers, three heaped laptops, three iPhones of the latest model, a suede jacket ... also three.

Someday Santa Claus will give me a toy railway, I will set the status to "happy" and never go online again.

The approach of the New Year is felt when on your computer table, mixed with beer mugs and glasses with unfinished tea, skins from tangerines begin to appear here and there.

The paradox of the New Year: the treats and drinks on the table are always the same, but the adventures after them are different.

Funny New Year's statuses for girls

Dear Santa Claus. Please make it so that in the coming year my neighbors, who have a 24/7 love for music and repairs, suddenly have all the karaoke and perforators broken.

Do you know why Santa Claus and Santa Claus are men? Yes, because no woman will allow herself to appear before the public every holiday in the same outfit!

Today in my refrigerator is “do not eat, this is for the New Year”, and tomorrow it will be “eat quickly, otherwise everything will go bad.”

I am for the division of responsibilities in the family! I will decorate the Christmas tree for the New Year, and you will decorate me!

A sign of our time: set for the New Year funny status- soon you will meet the man of your dreams, who will say that all his life he has been looking for a girl who does NOT believe in omens, but has a sense of humor.

If you want everything to be awesome in the New Year, on the night of January 1, put a chocolate bar without a wrapper under your pillow. Now you will definitely have everything in chocolate!

I tell my friend: “Darling, give me one new year gift to be remembered." Answers: “Pills for sclerosis will do?” ...

I'll be on my New Year's Eve soon! I will give up sweets and switch to dry and semi-dry.

As children, on New Year's Eve, we waited for Santa Claus to come. And our children are waiting for when, finally, dad and mom go to visit.

I love the New Year because you can take a break from the stove. First, a festive dinner magically turns into a brunch, and then gradually turns into a protracted lunch.

Santa Claus, buy me a new iPhone, a tablet, a red Ferrari, a house in the Maldives... Oh, that's it. Buy me money, in short, and then I'll figure it out myself.

Before we have time, dear readers, to look back, the long-awaited guest - New Year 2017 - will come to the threshold, and he will bring with him two weeks of bright and unforgettable holidays. In this fun time, everyone wants to surround their loved ones with that special magical atmosphere, which appears from the smell of tangerines, boxes with Christmas decorations, hot mulled wine with a cinnamon stick - in a word, from preparations for a grand celebration, coupled with eye-pleasing New Year paraphernalia.

When the level of the festive atmosphere reaches its climax, active users of social networks will begin to look for suitable and appropriate mood statuses about New Year 2019

It's good that the modern settings of public portals, in which people "disappear" for hours, allow users to decorate their accounts not only with beautiful backgrounds, but also with more than interesting statuses. This privilege becomes especially relevant on the eve of big holidays. And New Year 2017 is just such a case.

Without a doubt, every advanced "user" of social networks has memorized a simple unwritten rule - short text at the very top of the page, coming from its owner, occupies an important place in the world of virtual communication. And no wonder. After all, when switching to a particular profile, the eyes stumble not only on the photo of the account owner, but also on the saying that flaunts next to the photo.

It is worth remembering that a status change notification appears on each of the list of friends, so you need to update the status deliberately, carefully reviewing the text and checking it for errors three times. Who wants to appear illiterate? In addition, the new status appears in the news feed and you can safely use this convenient feature and all your friends in one fell swoop. Or put an original funny status that will definitely make a friend or subscriber smile or even burst out laughing.

It’s good that at a milestone in technology, you don’t need to rack your brains over witty phrases. The Internet is literally full of all sorts of statuses - copy and paste! We have also selected New Year's statuses for you, ready to compete in sparkling humor or originality with the statuses of your friends.

Cool statuses about the New Year

• Once, in a cold (rainy) time, I left the house ... and quickly went in!
• I love January 1 - you just woke up and had breakfast, and it's already dark.
• New Year's time is the time when your computer accumulates not only mugs from tea, but also peel from tangerines.
• Santa Claus, you are no longer needed. The snowmen have arrived.
• When you go outside on New Year's Eve, remember, friend - you can’t eat yellow snow!
• I really hope that at least this New Year a beautiful young Santa Claus will come to me. Or at least sober...
• Proven advice: hostesses, do not put croutons in the New Year's salad! They hurt the face...
• Dear Santa Claus! Make sure you stop teasing me. Vanya Kakushkin.
• Santa Claus, help! My car won't start! And since childhood I dreamed of having her ...
• Actual advice: in the New Year, do not click your happiness with the mouse!
• I wish everyone good health in the body, crazy love in bed, dough in the briefcase and no rigmarole!
• Waiting for the jokes about "last year's bread" to start...
• Childhood is over - instead of Santa Claus, I'm waiting for the Snow Maiden.
• I've been doing very well all year! Santa Claus, can I behave very badly on New Year's Eve?
• Good Santa Claus, cotton beard, we don't need gifts! Raise your pay...
• Only the most persistent on New Year's Eve will fall asleep in dessert.
• It's time to eat last year's food, watch eternal movies and forget New Year's Eve at all.
• We are sitting at an awesome New Year's table, and there are only fingerprints in the wallet ... But the table is awesome!
• What to give me for the new year? Yes, whatever! The main thing is to touch and with red headphones.
• Santa Claus! I can’t have sweets ... but semi-sweet can be.
• Our children are not waiting for the moment when Santa Claus will come, rather, they are waiting for their parents to finally set sail.
• The main thing is not to forget to leave Odnoklassniki on December 31 at 23:59 and celebrate the New Year.
• Good Grandfather Frost, do not put me a New Year's gift under the Christmas tree. Better get it in the garage right away.
• I wanted to go to the matinee with a snowflake - White dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I’ll go in a snowdrift.

Good New Year's statuses with meaning

• Dear Santa Claus! I don't need gifts! Please make sure that all people on Earth are happy.
• As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets shorter and shorter, but what we really want is something that money can't buy.
• I wish Santa Claus put three gifts for all my friends under the Christmas tree - boundless happiness, selfless love and good health.
• In anticipation magical holiday I want to wish all my family and friends a fairy tale and a miracle.
• Remember - if during the decoration of the Christmas tree it broke Christmas tree toy- very soon the most secret desire will come true. You can't hit on purpose.
• I want to wish everyone a short return to childhood, when on New Year's Eve the parents' house smells of tangerines, and a favorite toy hangs on the Christmas tree, which seems to reflect the unknown small world with his own New Year's wonderful fairy tale.

Beautiful statuses in verse

New Year is coming
The rain is pouring for the third day.
The grass is green in the field
Santa Claus is sweating in a fur coat.
Water is pouring down the collar...
Happy New Year gentlemen!

Let there be a New Year
The beginning of all beginnings
And everything will come true
What I dreamed of in my life.

May the holiday be magical
It's going great!
prosperity, success,
Bright year!

In the year of the Rooster, be happy
Wealth is full and health,
And don't forget to make friends
With luck, friendship and love.

New Year is here again!
With new happiness! Good time!

In a red coat, with a red nose
Grandfather figachit in the cold,
In a hat with a stick and a bag,
And a fluffy snowman.

Near a rabbit in heels and
Snow Maiden on the horns.
If you meet this rabble,
So soon NEW YEAR!!!

Problems don't scare
And the crisis will not beat!
We are still beautiful
We welcome the New Year!

Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.

On this wonderful night
Can't be without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!

Good luck - smile!
End of the world - canceled!
Life goes on!
New Year is coming!
Christmas trees - dress up!
The garlands are on fire!
The light of the soul - turns on!
Miracles happen!
The holiday is starting...

May the holiday be magical
It's going great!
prosperity, success,
Bright year!

The toilets will also have a holiday,
Their New Year is also in for a surprise,
And instead of boring bare asses,
They will see many new faces!!!

Let the New Year caress
Brings happiness in life.
Let hope warm
And let fate protect!

Santa sleeps and his deer sleep
And Frost is still full of worries.
We Russians cannot be brought to our knees!
On the 13th we drink for the Old New Year!

Let New Year's Santa Claus
Will give you happiness
Good health in addition,
In everything conceived - good luck.
Peace, friendship, happiness, affection,
So that life is like in a fairy tale!

On New Year's Eve I will throw out all the rubbish ...
And I will wipe the dust everywhere where they have inherited ...
Only in my head is a complete bedlam ...
There are cockroaches ... they dressed up the Christmas tree ...

Tangerines are on the move, which means that the New Year is coming soon!

Under the beat of the clock
To the sound of a waltz
New Year's Eve
We wish again
Raise a glass
For peace and happiness
Hope, faith and love!

The seconds before the chimes on New Year's Eve are always very exciting, we make wishes and believe that they will come true. Seasoned with subtle humor and sincere wishes, beautiful statuses about the New Year will help you congratulate your friends and loved ones. Either short or long - beautiful New Year's statuses with meaning, posted a few moments before the holiday on your VK or Odnoklassniki page, will seem truly sincere to everyone.

For the New Year I will make it a present… for my birthday I will make it a present… for Christmas I will make it a present. I will get all the magical evil spirits with my desires, but they will drag IT to me!

May the wish made under the New Year's chimes be fulfilled. And the New Year will bring a sea of ​​new experiences, interesting acquaintances, useful knowledge and grandiose plans. Wish each other happiness, sitting at festive table! May real miracles happen in your life on New Year's Eve!

I hope that the New Year will welcome me cordially, give me hopes, plans, save me from enemies, unnecessary worries and human envy ... In general, I believe in miracles for a year in a row!))

The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick ..

How much New Year's fuss. And all this…..only because of one!!! seconds!!

I want to kiss you on December 31 at 23.59 and January 1 at 00.01… It will be the perfect end to the old and an amazing start to the new year!

When the door to a new happy life opens in the New Year, do not crowd. Get on your knees and crawl towards your happiness!

Santa Claus exists, I know for sure. I see it in the eyes of my little son, who wishes health and happiness for his family, confident that this will certainly come true! I can't let him down...

New Year's Eve is an amazing, fabulous, enchanting night when miracles happen and the most cherished desires and dreams come true. So let this wonderful night fulfill all your desires!

Soon the New Year - I have only two wishes .... snow…. and you are near...

Everything froze in anticipation of a fairy tale, the snow sparkles with all the colors outside the window and, holding your breath, you wait for the clock to start counting down to a new life.

I want the New Year to be not like that one, but to be truly new, a new beginning in my life ...

I ask you, Santa Claus, let there be no tears in the New Year. Let the war end, let the wall fall between people that life has built and the one who is only waiting for this benefit ...

I have already grown up and I know that Santa Claus does not exist. Which does not prevent me from making wishes for the New Year and believing in miracles.

Do you want to be a child? ... Snow, a blizzard outside, and you, wrapped in a jacket, are driven on a sled ... with full packages of sweets and tangerines on your knees ...

When making plans for the coming year, we always hope for the best, dream, make wishes. I would like to wish that everything that you wished and wished for the New Year came true! So that you and your loved ones are healthy and happy, that good luck accompanies you in business, that love surrounds and fills you and your home.

I want Grandfather Frost to put three gifts under the Christmas tree for the New Year - happiness in the house, love in the family, and health to relatives.

In my letter to Santa Claus, I put a hundred dollars, otherwise he always doesn’t have enough for what I thought of and gives him what has been lying around since last year.

With a quiet step, slowly, only with rustling wings, with a red crest, the New Year is sneaking up to us without worries!

Winter was created in order to be in white colors, so that it would be possible to start your life from a white sheet.

They say New Year's Eve is the night of wish fulfillment. I wished that all people become happy on the whole planet. I am sure that this will certainly come true. Happy New Year!

In the New Year, every time I want to flip the page forward and think that from now on, the books will only have an interesting plot and not a single crumpled or torn-out sheet ...

The best gift for the New Year is when your loved ones are with you, everyone is healthy and joyful, and there are many, many happy moments ahead of you together.

It doesn’t matter that it’s raining, snowing, a blizzard or a blizzard outside the window. The main thing is to always be warm in the heart, which is what I wish you in this coming year!

Specially for site users website we have prepared the best New Year's statuses 2014. Decorate with them on the eve of the new year the pages of your social networks - Vkontakte, Odnoklassniki, Facebook and Twitter.

1. Grandfather Frost, for the last New Year, I asked you for a boyfriend. So, take this goat back and let's better felt-tip pens.

2. New Year - tangerine in my mouth,
Santa Claus - Olivier in my nose.
We'll watch the appeal on TV
and let's go on an adventure!

3. New Year 2014 is the year of the Snake. Let it bring joy, and smiles, and fun, and to someone a housewarming party, rejoice, dance, sing, do not disturb the police department! There will be a new New Year without hassle and without worries. There will be only love and happiness, and champagne river. Just be careful with your firecracker!

4. I'll guess on New Year's Eve, so that on that night the karaoke of the neighbors breaks down!

5. Soon the New Year will be celebrated, but I still have not figured out where I will meet the night from December 31 to, at least, January 7.

6. On New Year's Eve, there must be one non-drinker in the company in order to tell everyone what happened the next day.

7. I so want, as in childhood, to believe in New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait for a miracle on New Year's Eve.

8. The student has two holidays: New Year and every day!

9. Today is the New Year?! Then another two hundred.

10. Youth is when you no longer believe that Santa Claus will come to you on New Year's Eve, but you still hope that the Snow Maiden will come to you.

11. Santa Claus, Santa Claus, give me a new brain! Yellowpookies, Yellowpookies, get your hands off my ass.

12. Santa Claus! Give me something so that when I see it, I would say "Wow, Mercedes"

13. Modern children are not waiting for Santa Claus to come, but for their parents to leave.

14. Hello Dedushka Moroz! Maybe I misspelled Porsche last year.

15. New Year in Russian: children dance near the Christmas tree, adults - near the toilet.

16. Hello Santa Claus, cotton beard, give me a BMW X5 for the New Year!

18. If in the midst of the celebration of the New Year, Santa Claus collapses, stuffs you into a bag and takes you away, do not panic, someone just ordered you as a gift.

19. I appeal to everyone who wished me happiness and health for the New Year 2014. Nothing came true, so wish for something else!

20. January 1 after the New Year, in the store: - Hello, Do you have fresh bread? - No, last year.

21. Santa Claus, please help me pass the exam!

22. Dear Grandfather Frost, this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to earn money...

23. Hello Dedushka Moroz! I'll break your nose! I already have diarrhea from your gifts for the fifth day ...

24. She, like a little girl, is waiting for the new year, snow and your call.