Performance "New Adventures of Prostokvashino". Scenario of the New Year's play "Adventures in Prostokvashino" Friends from Prostokvashino
We are shocked by this hack. We were on December 25 with two children of 3.5 years old, we often go to theaters, and only, probably, thanks to the “training” of the children, we did not run away in the middle of the performance.
The first unpleasant impression is that in the hall in front of the entrance to the hall there is not even a Christmas tree, a continuous trade in pistols, swords and other aggressive rubbish. We arrived half an hour before the show and spent almost an hour loitering between the trading tables - in fact, we were waiting for a Christmas tree, a round dance, etc., the children were in costumes. As a result, they simply got tired of waiting, and even the performance was delayed for 20 minutes. We bought tickets for the 1st row of the grand parterre for 3 thousand rubles. apiece, they "caught" tickets back in September - so they wanted to make a holiday for the children. Moreover, it was supposed to be their first big Christmas tree. Having entered the hall, we were simply dumbfounded: NOTHING was visible from the first row! Armchairs right in front of the stage, which is even taller than an adult human height, and speakers were also placed on the edge. We could only see the heads of those artists who went on stage. What happened in the depths, we only heard. The side screens from the first row are also poorly visible. In a word, for this "setup" I really want to make a claim not just in a recall, but in some kind of legal procedure.
In general, the performance. At the very beginning, a cat jumped onto the stage, yelling "eat, eat, eat." Around this cat and his mistress (I had to come up with explanations for the children along the way that this was a Baba Yaga), in fact, everything was spinning. Aunt expressed herself even more trenchantly, repeating "kirdyk" through the word. The heroes of Prostokvashino are far-fetched, with the same success in their place could be even Gena with Cheburashka, even Little Red Riding Hood. The indistinct plot is based on the theft of a cartoon, instead of it, that same aunt slipped game consoles to the children, with the help of which she was going to drag the children first into the cave of time, then (as if even we adults didn’t catch this dregs) take them to the island and, as a result, get younger . The granny shouted out her evil intentions to the mentioned cat for at least ten minutes, on a dark stage and in appropriate expressions ("kirdyk"). In the middle of this "conversation" our children said they were scared and asked to go home. Considering that the vast majority of viewers are children from 3 to 6 years old, confusing rubbish about game consoles, "pisipi" etc. nobody understood. For whom all this was thought up, it is not known.
Then some allegories followed, apparently about the cave of time and the terrible island. In one of the scenes, a gymnast in white for some reason was bathing in a bath, then in pitch darkness something luminous in the form of a robot figure jumped onto the stage and began to tear off her head. There was a roar in the hall.
The Promised Show soap bubbles- this is a number for a couple of minutes, where at first (and not on the first attempt) one big round bubble is blown out, then one long one, and then they are allowed into the first row with a dozen sticky curved bubbles, from which you can’t wipe off your clothes later. The simplest bubble blowing machine sold in children's stores can put on a much more spectacular show.
But the apogee of this, so to speak, fairy tale was a 10-minute cartoon, announced as "a new series about Prostokvashino." What it is about is impossible to say. A set of unrelated images featuring a foreman with a ponytail, a hard hat and a laptop, a garbage compactor, two beavers, a mom in a miniskirt, and a dad dreaming of organizing a sour cream production (a hint of a general sponsor).
Throughout the performance, the children asked when Santa Claus would come and give them gifts. We hoped that Santa Claus with a Christmas tree and a snow maiden would appear in the hall at least after the performance. Alas, the whole crowd was driven straight to the exit. The crowd for gifts was already taking place at the exit, dressed children huddled in the corners and waited for adults with tickets to crawl through the crowd and receive the coveted cans. After everything we saw for the contents of the gift, my husband and I were already afraid. The promised toy "Cat Matroskin" turned out to be a 3 cm rubber figure in an egg. There were also sweets, a disc with a computer game (just “in the subject”) and the Prostokvashino magazine.
We asked the children what they liked about the Christmas tree, they said: Santa Claus and big balls. The number shown at the very beginning with huge balls that were thrown into the hall also seemed to us the only sign of a children's holiday.
The sheer feeling that our children were cynically made money.
Scenario New Year's party"New Year in Prostokvashino"
The symbol of 2018 is a dog
Characters:
Cat Matroskin
Dog Sharik
Postman Pechkin
Santa Claus
Snow Maiden
(music "If there was no winter")
New Year's news begins (the announcer on the screen transmits a message).
Speaker.
Good afternoon dear viewers. The Frosty News program is on the air. In a few days, the long-awaited holiday of all children and adults will come - the New Year.
There are many wonderful holidays
Everyone comes in their turn
But the best holiday in the world -
New Year!
Everyone is looking forward to the arrival of Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. According to my information, D.M. has already left Veliky Ustyug to congratulate all the children of our country. Wait a minute….
Dear friends! Attention! I have just been informed that communication with D.M. somewhere near the village of Prostokvashino. A search is announced. Attention!
Residents of Prostokvashino! Who will meet D.M. please report to the Frost News Center. The first person to call will receive a bicycle. This concludes my Frosty News. See you soon!
Matroskin.
Yes, times have come, then homeless dogs are lost in the forest, and now D.M. wandering around Prostokvashino, survived. Vaughn Murka, my cow, began to give twice as much milk, what news is so news!
Ball.
What stray dogs are you talking about. And what kind of Santa Claus is this, I hear for the first time.
Matroskin.
Eh, you, eared head, there is no sense from you. D.M. On New Year's Eve, he distributes gifts to everyone.
Ball.
And I want gifts and I want for the holiday. Where are these holidays?
Matroskin.
Have you never even been to the holidays? Well, look soon New Year, the guests have already gathered - it means the holiday will begin soon.
(points to the children in the hall)
Ball.
Cat Matroskin, you are my friend!
Here is the expanse for you and me
Let us not be invited
We haven't forgotten about the holiday.
Matroskin.
Look at him! He spoke in verse! If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be on any holiday.(greet children)
Guys, our Sharik doesn't know who D.M. is. tell him who it is.
(Stories)
Ball.
I got it guys. He is kind, gives gifts, he has a beard.
(knock on door)
Ball. Matroskin.
This is probably the grandfather found the way to us, hooray!
(postman Pechkin enters)
Pechkin.
Hello!
New Year's greetings
I deliver to everyone today.
Multicolored greeting cards
Come to you through my efforts,
But I heard in the hall
They called my name
Can anything help?
I'm always willing to help
But for a fee.
Matroskin.
And we thought that d.m. came.
Pechkin.
Why am I not your D.M., I have a bag, a mustache, and a hat. If you want, you will have a holiday, but I heard on TV that the one who found the d.m. the bike is supposed to, here I am d.m. so that first a bicycle, and then a holiday and gifts will be.
Ball.
You’re not D.M., Matroskin told me with the guys that our grandfather loves children, cold milk and gifts just like that, he makes everyone happy.
Matroskin.
What to take from him, the postman he is the most ordinary postman.
Pechkin.
I'm not ordinary, I'm sour milk.
I brought you a New Year's newspaper, only I won't give it to you, because ...
Matroskin.
Yes, we know, because we have no documents.
Ball.
Well, read it yourself then.
Pechkin.
It also has a weather forecast and horoscopes for next year.
Matroskin.
But I heard that every year has its own symbol - this year there was a cockerel, and the next?
Pechkin
Let's see! So, page 5 is the symbol of the year.
Ball. Again, probably some kind of evil animal will be.
Pechkin.
The symbol of the coming year will be a pet
Matroskin.
Really waited ... not really the year of His Majesty the cat is coming ?! (rejoices)
Pechkin
2018 is the year of the dog.
SHARIK AND MATROSKIN FROZEN - LOOKED AT EACH OTHER,
Matroskin.
Check again, it can't be
Ball.
Hooray! We waited! (shows tongue to Sharik)
Pechkin.
No, there is no mistake! Here is even a dog drawn. (shows a ball)
Ball.
Well, survived, now he will command me all year ?! FIGHT
(Snow Maiden comes out to the music, Matroskin and Sharik calm down and look at the Snow Maiden)
Snow Maiden.
Hello guys!
I am a snow maiden - a snowflake,
And I'm friends with the blizzard
With snowflakes everywhere
I start round dances
How much music and light ...
Ah, I dreamed about it!
Oh, where is Santa Claus? He's supposed to be in Prostokvashino?! didn't he come to congratulate you?
Ball.
Oh right! Santa Claus is lost!
Matroskin.
He walked and walked, the Snow Maiden, but he never reached us.
Snow Maiden .
How did you not get there?
Ball.
He got lost in the forest.
Snow Maiden.
But how is it, because his bag is here?
Pechkin.
Wait a minute! This is my bag, I found it first and what's in the bag is also mine, but you don't have documents for it.
Matroskin.
Mustache, paws, tail - these are my documents.
Pechkin.
And there is a seal on the documents, but you don’t have it.
Snow Maiden.
And I don’t need documents, everyone knows me anyway!
Pechkin.
Wait a minute, citizen, you are generally a dubious person. It’s still necessary to figure out who the Snow Maidens are and where they disappear all summer, but as a New Year’s holiday, so here they are right there.
Ball.
Yes, this is a real snow maiden! Even kids know this, right? Only there is no Santa Claus.
Matroskin.
That's exactly what you need to look for.
Snow Maiden.
I have a magic mirror, let's look into it, it will tell you where our grandfather is.
My mirror light, tell me
Yes, tell me the whole truth.
I don't laugh today
My grandfather didn't come
He got lost along the way
How can we find it?
Snow Maiden! Granddaughter! Whoa!
I got lost in the forest, I lost my bag,
I can't get there, help me get to you!
Snow Maiden.
My grandfather comes only to where the Christmas tree stands, dressed up will be waiting for him! In the meantime, there is no Christmas tree - grandfather will never find the way, because the New Year's garland does not shine for him with multi-colored lights.
(Sharik and Matroskin jumped up, looked around, grabbed their heads)
Snow Maiden.
By the way, where is your tree? Did you dress her up?
Ball.
We forget...
Matroskin. (interrupts)
Of course dressed up. But she's not here for us. Let's go, Sharik (leave-run away to the lobby with a box of decorations for the Christmas tree).
Pechkin. And what do they decorate this Christmas tree with?
Snow Maiden.
Guys, let's remember how we decorate the Christmas tree?
(the game that hangs on the tree)
Pechkin.
Well done guys, everyone remembers!
Snow Maiden.
The guys and animals are already going to the holiday, let's go with them and see where the Christmas tree is at the sailor's skin and the ball.
(go to lobby)
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“If there were no winter in cities and villages!...”, - for sure everyone, young and old, knows this song performed by Uncle Fyodor's mother. Stories about friends from Prostokvashino are so close to us that we sometimes talk about them as if they really exist. There is no miracle here, unless one considers the amazing talent of Eduard Uspensky, the author of the wonderful children's story Uncle Fyodor, the Dog and the Cat, as such.
Once upon a time there was a boy Uncle Fyodor, and he was called that because he was very independent. His parents were just wonderful, but they were not allowed to have animals at home. Then the boy made an "adult" decision and went to a meeting of free life, where he will become his own master (and his pets too). Locality Prostokvashino is found on the maps of the Leningrad and Moscow regions, but it is impossible to say with certainty which of them Uncle Fedor moved to. Let's just say that the boy and his new comrade Kota Matroskin were waiting for a pastoral village house, the owners of which cordially left it to their future owners. There was plenty of space in the house: enough and wonderful dog Sharik, and the cow Murka, named after Matroskin's grandmother, and the starling, codenamed "Who's there?". The unusual house is constantly open for guests, and friends from Prostokvashino - for new acquaintances and adventures. About what incredible stories happened to the legendary trinity, Eduard Uspensky wrote more than one book. The gratitude of the readers knew no bounds! The cartoon, made by the Soyuzmultfilm studio based on the works of the same name, helped every girl and boy (and their parents, of course) to meet their favorite characters “with their own eyes”.
Today we also invite you to meet Uncle Fedor and his parents, the practical Matroskin and the kindest Sharik, the charismatic Pechkin and his honestly deserved bicycle. You can buy tickets for the play Friends from Prostokvashino on our website.
